A scary peep into the mind of your average garden variety Juli

Today I went to work
the punks there invited me to go play pool on friday
I went to my dad's place, showered, bruoght my mom and dad back to look at my house
they were impressed
coaxed Jason over to house

He had a hard time finding it, because he was expecting it to be in a bad neighborhood, and he didn't see me sitting outside playing banjo waiting for him.

He also thought it was awesome

then we went and got justin to go to spinato's.
we acted very low brow and immature and blah blah blah good meal.

Then we came back to house, I brought richard Most of our pizza, because I pushed the guys to get a huge one to share, and then we didn't eat, like, any of it practically.


And, you see, there's this pool
and richard has these sham wows
and he won't shut up about his sham-wows
and I won't shut up about jumping into the freezing december pool
sooooo the two came together
in a horrible way.

I volunteered to jump in the pool
like I do every night
jason accused me of bullshitting
so I went outside, followed by richard justin and jason, stripped to my underwear and jumped into the freezing cold pool

Then I used the sham wow. quite absorbent.
The justin stripped to his boxers and jumped in
I jumped with him
then richard jumped in fully clothed
then Jason jumped in fully clothed, and I jumped in with him too.

so I went three times, two out of three men jumped in fully clothed


annnd I don't know why any of us did it
except I'm out of my mind
and peer pressure's a bitch.

then jason decided to drive home dripping wet, and richard justin and I built a fire. Semi successful. trying to smash the firewood was fun.

Jason just had to, not one up us, but not not one up us.



point is, I haven't been wearing pants for most of the evening

no, not the point

point is...pointless.
mwahaha good night